Getting Silly with Links:

Can you guess the primary keywords used to find this link???? Send your your obscene guess to me, or not, whatever. Keywords: __________ in the ______ _________

When someone you've been dating says they think that two of you should see other people

This is what they really mean.

http://www.geocities.com/EnchantedForest/Glade/8851/songs5.htm Other silly songs.

There is no way you would guess the key words used to find this one. The key words were:

lost my rubber

And another site with those key words??? DREAMS

yahoo shows 219000 results from the key words lost my rubber, but non of the sites at the top had info of how they may have lost their rubber. :-)

Cats don't dance but apparently cats do dream cause none of the site results with the key words cats don't dream had a thing about cats not dreaming. But there were sites about cats dreaming so.....

Here is a site that came up in the search using cats don't dream: http://www.doghause.com/neuter02.html

And these cats will probably never have a wet dream again.

http://www.charliesangels.com/tanya2000.html
http://www.keemeers.com/angel/
http://www.forgottenfantasy.com/angvamp2.htm
PUNK ROCK BITCH'S MOVIES THAT DON'T SUCK

And the key words were: angels don't suck 28,100 sites listed.

And the monster had three legs, and the third leg produced some kind of odd substance that was known to help the monster reproduce into more monsters.

I know what you are thinking, but no, the monster wasn't called man and his third leg wasn't what you want to think it is.

Click the monsters third leg. I double dare you to click the monsters third leg. It won't cause hair to grow on your palms or cause rude punks to call you four eyes or pansy or anything. Well, it might cause them to call you smart, but since when is that an insult. Not that there is anything wrong with wearing glasses or going tip toe through the tulips either.

I warn you, this monster likes to admire beautiful women and will take you to somewhere not unlike where long legged, beautiful, amazons once dwelled and may still for that matter.

"Where are you wonder woman??? Rescue me from the monster," I yell.